Also, they advertised: “Made just as nature intended.” So was a ballsack actually. Meyers Manufacturing sold one with “no oppressive band on the sack.” Thanks for that. Suspensory was an early name for a jockstrap. Otherwise, why risk the Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory with 20 micrograms of radium?īugger the radium! We suggest Quick Rub-in Ben-Gay. Who knew balls became fatigued just hanging around in underwear?īut fatigue must present a bigger problem than most people ever imagined. Reis ‘Scandals’ came with a “non-sag pouch that helps fight fatigue.” Reis – vintage male underwear advertisements Despite that, Jockey made sure lads knew, to avoid hazing, buy Jockey brand underwear. However, back when Jockey made this ad, it was still all good-natured boys will be boys type stuff. Who doesn’t like wrestling?īe aware, however, that arguments can arise on these occasions – in the following ad Fred is upset Pete is concerned about “two measly, miserable inches.” Someone tell Fred two inches can make a huge difference.
More active gentlemen might consider various indoor activities suitable for a little horseplay with mates. One hopes for the sake of the genteel folk of days gone by that the stripes were in demure shades – nothing too loud and riotous.
Notice the daring addition of stripes to one pair of boxers above.
You might even smoke a pipe while doing it. Sometimes it’s okay to just stand around chinwagging with a bunch of mates.
